August 1, 2005

News Media Humor

At the NBC News studio in Burbank, somebody has put up on the wall a four foot wide map of the United States with the title "News Time Zones."

The map is divided up into five time zones:

The New York / Washington DC area consists of:

- He's out to lunch
- He's gone for the day

Southern California consists of:

- He hasn't come in yet
- He's out to lunch

The other 95% of America comprises a single time zone entitled:

- Who cares?

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